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lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

Gentlemen.

#i have a longbow between my legs #fight me

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prince16greg:

If looks could kill! #snacktime #lol (Taken with Cinemagram)

prince16greg:

If looks could kill! #snacktime #lol (Taken with Cinemagram)

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thekingofhell:

One day, you fall for this boy. And he touches you with his fingers. And he burns holes in your skin with his mouth. And it hurts when you look at him. And it hurts when you don’t. And it feels like someone’s cut you open with a jagged piece of glass.

Maureen Medved, The Tracey Fragments

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whatshouldwecallme:

What I think I’ll look like

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What I actually look like

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